Orc Spotting
As I was walking home, I saw a very helpful spray-painted message on the pavement - apparently there was an orc somewhere about! That way in fact! The same direction I was going! I feared for my life, but still needed to get home. I looked for the orc down the hill where the next arrow pointed, but saw only bush. I was not attacked by any orcs on the way home, nor saw any other sign of them. Note: the phrase most commonly abbreviated to ORC around here would be the Otago Regional Council, but I didn't see them down there either. I heard they were looking for new headquarters, but a small stream-bed seems less than ideal.